Sooooo....
The only boy I've been attracted to since coming home from L.A. was the high schooler I waited on last night.
Skeevy, yes, but is it really my fault? He looked exactly like Adrian Grenier!
It was as if he saw Drive Me Crazy and The Breakfast Club as a child and decided to mesh both Adrian and Judd Nelson together.
The only thing he was lacking was the bandanna around his ankle! Excuse me, but where the hell was this guy when I was in high school?!
Oh right...8th grade.
